When Spike sat at his sat at his computer console he
decide that he would
check his e-mail. He signed on within a few minutes
then was met by the trade
mark 'Welcome!' given to all AOL members. He
checked his mail quickly then
saw the hyper link to the Kenneth Star report in his
mailbox.
"What the Bloody Hell is this shit!?"
He clicked on the link and the title
read "The Kenneth Star Report."
"This should be interesting." Spike
said sarcastically. He quickly began to
read and was bored until it really did got real
interesting. The next title
read, "Bill and Monica have fun with a cigar."
As Bill unhooked her bra he pulled a cigar from
his upper left jacket pocket.
He slowly inserted the cigar within her vagina, moving it
in and out of her
like a dildo. Until Monica came fast onto the cigar, Bill
removed the cigar,
and lit it with his Presidential lighter. Inhaling
the sent of her deeply as
he inhaled the cigar smoke.
When Spike read this his mouth dropped, and one thing
came to mind. "Drusilla
could you come here!" He yelled. "And
do we have any cigars?"
The end